It occurred to me that having a secret whisper-meeting by a doorway probably ranks somewhere between putting cinnamon in your eyeballs and trying to use a roman candle as a cigar as far as ‘good ideas’ go. Its just not a thing that should be.
Also, why is it a roman candle when it originated in China? I guess when you invent a thing, you can call it whatever you want, but then some jerk like me will ask why you named it that.
Have a nice day.